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« on: 22 January 2008, 11:00:10 »
They are now getting up my nose a bit. Apart from owning half our Water Companies, and banning the use of English words [le football] in their language, and getting their own way about decimalisation, they now criticise our cooking, and try to make us use French Words in our cooking, ie jus instaead of gravy. Do they not realise that the only reason for the channel tunnel is that next time the Germans get a bit uppity they cvan be in London in a couple of hours with their hand up? It is just a pity that they have used St Pancras as the London Terminus for the Channel Tunnel instead of Waterloo, which name they tried to change as they found it insulting! Vive la insult!
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« Reply #1 on: 22 January 2008, 11:03:26 »
Quote from: Peter on 22 January 2008, 11:00:10
they now criticise our cooking, and try to make us use French Words in our cooking, ie jus instaead of gravy.   insult!

I agree.

When I go McDonalds I always ask for chips instead of French fries!!
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« Reply #2 on: 22 January 2008, 17:03:07 »
Freedom fries matey.......Americanism

Why does the new French Navy have glass bottom boats.........so they can see the old french navy........Lord Nelson rules ok!!! Grin

Why are all the roads in Paris tree lined..........to stop the German army getting sunburnt whilst out marching......dear dear me, coat please Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: 22 January 2008, 17:31:00 »
I do not like the Fogs.

But when it comes to Food and Wine, I'll put up with them.
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« Reply #4 on: 22 January 2008, 17:53:19 »
Quote from: BEANO on 22 January 2008, 17:31:00
I do not like the Fogs.

But when it comes to Food and Wine, I'll put up with them.

Me neither, it makes driving very difficult!  Wink

Spelly.

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« Reply #5 on: 22 January 2008, 21:10:08 »
They are the only westeners who call a deralict shed 1 hen and half a pig a farm and get paid for it !!
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« Reply #6 on: 23 January 2008, 10:54:57 »
Quote from: al-n on 22 January 2008, 17:03:07
Freedom fries matey.......Americanism

Why does the new French Navy have glass bottom boats.........so they can see the old french navy........Lord Nelson rules ok!!! Grin

Why are all the roads in Paris tree lined..........to stop the German army getting sunburnt whilst out marching......dear dear me, coat please Roll Eyes

How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?  ------ none, they have never tried!

Winston Churchill sank a few in Toulon as well. The French did not know how to sink their own ships.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 January 2008, 21:25:29 »
Quote from: Peter on 23 January 2008, 10:54:57
How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?  ------ none, they have never tried!

Winston Churchill sank a few in Toulon as well. The French did not know how to sink their own ships.

Yes I remember that....Old fish face  DeGaulle never forgave us for that................ Wink
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« Reply #8 on: 23 January 2008, 22:50:55 »
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been

governed by prostitutes." ?Mark Twain
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« Reply #9 on: 24 January 2008, 14:31:40 »
 I've always thought france was a fine country with nice scenery and reasonable weather .
                    Its just a shame that its populated by the french people .
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« Reply #10 on: 25 January 2008, 14:43:08 »
Hate the French, with un passion!!!

How funny it was then to see the head honcho of Societe Generale shugging his shoulders and saying "Ehaw, Ehaw, Ehaw!" when asked how one of his staff had apparently lost ?3.65BILLION!!!

Nick Leeson only lost ?900Million and was public enemy No1......So how thick are the French that they did not notice nearly five times that amount???

As the old saying goes...(or it should)...."Peasants and money don't mix!"
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« Reply #11 on: 25 January 2008, 14:46:28 »
It's quarter to three in France.
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« Reply #12 on: 25 January 2008, 16:35:25 »
Quote from: bigbadbootydaddy on 22 January 2008, 11:03:26
I agree.

When I go McDonalds I always ask for chips instead of French fries!!

To be pedantic "french fries" is a method of cooking chips.
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« Reply #13 on: 25 January 2008, 21:52:02 »
Say what you want about the Froggies, but they wouldn't stand back like us 'lap dogs' and take these petrol prices etc. The people power over there is a lot better. Remember them stopping the lorries at the ports. We should be doing stuff like that, instead of taking it up the word from Government and the EEC.

ISA DRENNAN.....anarchist until I die! Cool
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« Reply #14 on: 25 January 2008, 21:55:33 »
Isa might have a point.....the French know how to treat their immigrants!

They give them nothing - we could learn that from them!


Still a country of peasants though...
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We came, we saw, they kicked our donkey!
13 positions, 2 Paddy's, plenty of tantrums!! Roll Eyes
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