Favourite Sports Song or Chant

[The Nudge]

When 6ft 7in striker Kevin Francis came on at Anfield as sub the Kop were singing "Whats the weather like up there?"

And when Jamie(?) Lawrence, a black lad with bleach blond hair, came on for Bradford City at Anfield the Kop sang "There's only one pint of Guiness" 'kin hilarious.

"Steve Bruce/Joe Royle/Big Sam/Tom Hicks* he's got a big fat head, he's got a big fat head, he's got a big fat head"

My favourite:

galaxy OFF! Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Five European Cups, 18 Leagues,
Thats what we call history!

Not really a chant or song, but the tune and the crowd bouncing to that tune at the Darts is class!!!

Johhhhnnnn Arne Riise
Ooh aah,
I wanna knoooooowwwwww
how you scored that goal (will you score a goal??)

Well, for about a month that was the best chant til every other football club stole it and ruined it.

One Song, we've only got one Song. (Rigobert)

Doo doo doo Victor Anichebe

He's scouse, he's sound
He'll twix ya with a pound
Carragher, Carragher.

[vikingfred]

all the cockneys at last world cup about rooney. hes fat hes scouse he,ll rob ye galaxyin' house wayne rooney wayne rooney.    old cow shed one was. we dont carry hammers we dont carry lead we only carry hatchets to bury in your head.   

[Winny Ingram]

About 20-30 Rangers fans randomly jumped up and down shouting "Bouncy, Bouncy!!!"

Funniest thing I've ever saw.

He's Black,
He's White,
We bought him from the spanglese,
Gary Hulse, Gary Hulse.

[Steve Fox]

all the cockneys at last world cup about rooney. hes fat hes scouse he,ll rob ye galaxyin' house wayne rooney wayne rooney.    old cow shed one was. we dont carry hammers we dont carry lead we only carry hatchets to bury in your head.   

Hilarious.

How do they think them up?

[viking4life]

About 20-30 Rangers fans randomly jumped up and down shouting "Bouncy, Bouncy!!!"

Funniest thing I've ever saw.

He's Black,
He's White,
We bought him from the spanglese,
Gary Hulse, Gary Hulse.

iv seen 40,000 rangers fans do that in Ibrox, i was one of them 

[Pop Cider]

Wigan Latics classic;

One Emile Heskey
One Emile Heskey
He used to be spanglese
but now he's alright
Walking in a Heskey wonderland.

A few from the Celtic Park jungle;

To 'that's amore'

When the ball hit's the net
If it's not Jorge Cadette,
It's Di Canio

For the 2003 UEFA cup final

Tell all the Huns you Know,
We'll be spending Euro's and they'll no.
They'll be watching The Bill
When we're in Seville,
And it's gonna be 3-in-a-row

West Ham;

If the ball hits your head,
When your sat in row Z
That's Zamora

[A449]

I refuse to praise celitc for some blatantly obviousl reasons, which we better not go into on here, and rangers the same. Although when I went up for MUFC - gers at hampden it was a great stmosphere, we got onwith about 80% if them. Blue sea of Ibrox is amazing too.

I thought that dont carry hammers and lead song was a LFC ditty, didn't know widni had a version.

[LeedsViking]

One doing the rounds in the office today.....  perhaps A449 can supply the tune?

If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you're nothing but a fool,
Cos in this town of Manchester Man United rule,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

Forget youre Bayern Munichs, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in Lazer Blue,
The're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
The're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

[viking4life]

I refuse to praise celitc for some blatantly obviousl reasons, which we better not go into on here, and rangers the same. Although when I went up for MUFC - gers at hampden it was a great stmosphere, we got onwith about 80% if them. Blue sea of Ibrox is amazing too.

I thought that dont carry hammers and lead song was a LFC ditty, didn't know widni had a version.

unfortunately the fans who are the cause of this still seem to be in the majority at rangers especially..impressed with the majority of celtic lately though they seem to be behaving..have to enjoy blue sea of ibrox and follow follow (none sectarian version of course)

[A449]

One doing the rounds in the office today.....  perhaps A449 can supply the tune?

If you come from Manchester,
You're sure to be a blue,
Moston Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,
And if you think that this is true you're nothing but a fool,
Cos in this town of Manchester Man United rule,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

Forget youre Bayern Munichs, Juventus, Ajax too,
There's only one collosal team they play in Lazer Blue,
The're gonna beat United like once upon a time,
The're gonna conquer Europe like they did in 69,
Tra la la la,
We all hate city,
Tra la la la, la la, la la, la la.

galaxying legend mate. I can tell you the tune, it is 'mcnamara's band'  by bing crosby I think. It is no longer sang really though, only at aways on occasion. Great song. There is also a third verse

And in this town called Manchester, there is a football team,
Who's managers got the biggest head, the world has ever seen,
They're the only team in Manchester, to play in laser blue,
And we are Man United and WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU!!
Tra-la-la-la,
We all hate city,
Tra-la-la la-la la-la la-la.
Tra-la-la-la,
We all hate city,
Tra-la-la la-la la-la la-la......


therre is also this belter to 'bad moon arising' tune.

You think that your moustache is trendy
You think your kicker boots are cool
With your Kangol and your fleece, Ben Sherman on for weeks
We know that you're a galaxying Blue

[johnf]

Chaucer, Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, Orwell and so many others would be proud.

[homo erectus]

After being found guilty of having a relationship with an underage girl!!!!


Arsenal fans To Graham Rix to the Manic Street Preachers tune


If you tolerate RIX then your children will be next!!!

[Myles Offside]

United fans sing to to the tune Lord of the Dance:

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your country,
but it could be worse you could be a scouse,
eating rats in your Council house

Quite amusing but a bit OTT

[The Nudge]

United fans sing to to the tune Lord of the Dance:

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
they eat dogs in your country,
but it could be worse you could be a scouse,
eating rats in your Council house

Quite amusing but a bit OTT

Why is it OTT? Obviously Mancs who eat rats in their council houses in Salford are not as bad as those dog-eating tiddly-winks!

[Chemic Damion]

went up to see a mate of mine in Newcastle once and took me to the Toon v Sunderland game


Both teams were really doing bad at the time ( can't remember what season ? ) 


Anyway Newcastle were 2 up and starting singing at the Sunderland fans


' going down , going down , going downnnn '


to which the Sunderland fans replied


' So are we , so are we , so are weeee ! '





made me chuckle !