Classic partridge

[A449]

Sorry just seen that episode on UK GOLD, couldn't resist posting.

'You're a big posh sod with plumbs in yer mouth, and they are mutated, they have got beaks'

 

[Jon]

I bet that toilet could get rid of a 1lb Dundee cake - 1st flush.

Cheers
Jon

[Winny Ingram]

It was on last night that one, still timeless though.

"Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin..."

"...add a little bitty Red Indian boy" -Michael.

I prefer the first series even though the likes of "Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan..." and "I've pierced my foot on a SPIIIIIIIIIIKE" were on the second.

[A449]

'You threw a monkey into the sea'
 

[Winny Ingram]

"Swans...You feed Beef Burgers to swans."

[Chris Dalton]

That there is one of my favourite episodes of any comedy ever. Just hits the right buttons...right up there with the final episode of Bottom and the KMKYWAP episode with the party politics.

As for my favourite partridge quotes, I could reel em off all night!

"You're a mentalist!"

[The ChangingMan]

"Partridge you whistler"

[A449]

'you make pigs smoke'
 

[The Ghost Of Ethel]

COOK PASS BABTRIDGE

[StuartW]

"Did you know MDF is illegal in America? ...hmmm so's that!"

[Chris Dalton]

Do you like Owls?

I know a cracking owl sanctuary!

[A449]

'What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwhich city centre? I'll be honest, I am dead against it'

then minutes later...

Michael: 'Mr partridge, erm you've got all chocolate around yer moooth'
Alan: 'Well yes, i have just been eating some moose'

[Winny Ingram]

Do you like Owls?

I know a cracking owl sanctuary!

Absolute classic cut scene.

"It looks a little like death row, doesn't it? I'm sorry, Mr. Hawk. You're pardon has been turned down. You have been found guilty of pre-meditated homicide of a mouse, and you'll be hanged by the neck until dead. And don't try to hover up so that the rope goes slack. Because they could do that, couldn't they? If you tried to hang a hawk, they could always hover so the rope went slack. So, I suppose if you were going to execute a bird of prey the most human way would be death by firing squad."

I hope it is on tonight as it is Valentines Day.

"Best Valentines Day I've had in eight years." ...
... "Just had a better one, went to Silverstone, shook Jackie Stewarts hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that."