Yes Stains have finally got their new stadium! congratulations, thats one in the eye for all of us doubters then
Stains celebrity spokesperson Johnny Biggut said "We've been in that old ground since 1890 and it'll be a shame to leave it, but Wese all chuffed to bits at the new state of th'art stadium, were certs for supa league franchise now. So all those who laffed at us, en said it 'ed can kiss my belly button"
In an effort to fast track the Stains Super League Franchise Application, Angela Powers is even thought to on her way to inspect the new Baby Changing facility, that local 'A' level students have made from egg boxes.