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Dont come running to me when you have broken ya leg!  Any others? |
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GSF
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« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2009, 09:11:22 » |
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When a car overtakes-''They won't get there any quicker''.  |
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« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2009, 12:15:25 » |
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YOU fall over once more and you'll get a good hiding!!  |
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« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2009, 13:22:23 » |
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My mum said to her grandson once when he was going fishing, Don't go to close to the water.
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END SUFFRAGE FOR WOMEN NOW.
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« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2009, 14:02:02 » |
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Heard many times "Mam, can I have a jam butty?" Reply "Jam Butty, I'll give you jam butty!" Curiously, he/she never got a jam butty.
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« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2009, 14:19:59 » |
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A little "birdy" told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
Do you think I'm made of money?
Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
Don't eat that, you'll get worms!
Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
Don't pick your nose in public.
Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm going to skin you alive!
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Money does NOT grow on trees.
Over my dead body!
Pick up your feet.
There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Are you going out dressed like that?
Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!
Watch your language!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you'll understand.
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« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2009, 15:12:21 » |
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When limping around in new shoes because they are stiff-''Leave them off till you get used to them''
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« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2009, 20:17:31 » |
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Don't sit on that cold hearth............... you'll get piles! She was right you know! |
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When I Was A Viking.....My Friend He Was The Raven
#JUSTICEFOROLIVES
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Dundalk RD
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« Reply #8 on: 25 April 2009, 23:02:58 » |
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A little "birdy" told me!
Am I talking to a brick wall?
Are you deaf or something?
Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
Do you think I'm made of money?
Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
Don't eat that, you'll get worms!
Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
Don't pick your nose in public.
Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
Don't talk with your mouth full!
Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside.
I'm doing this for your own good.
I'm going to skin you alive!
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Money does NOT grow on trees.
Over my dead body!
Pick up your feet.
There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Answer me when I ask you a question!
Are you going out dressed like that?
Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!
Watch your language!
When I was your age...
When you have kids of your own you'll understand.
You love your google |
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« Reply #9 on: 25 April 2009, 23:09:09 » |
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Wipe that grin of your face  Whats all that about.......or You'll laugh the other side of your face Dont pick your nose or your eyes will fall out Dont pull a face like that......if the wind changes you'll stay like it |
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Dundalk RD
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« Reply #10 on: 25 April 2009, 23:29:55 » |
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Stop doing that you will go blind  |
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« Reply #11 on: 26 April 2009, 00:12:37 » |
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stop crying or ill give you something to cry about!
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« Reply #12 on: 28 April 2009, 11:52:59 » |
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' You're adopted '
My mum Mrs Wang Chang lee was funny like that.
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